This smells like you washed those whiskers in a million bucks and dried off with a golden towel. The ingredients are top notch and leaves behind hair Mr. Clean would be proud to call clean. The wife keeps telling me how good it smells too. -Andrew G.

The smell of this product is amazing and it has left my hair extremely soft and strong. -Michael J.

Best shampoo I've ever had! -Anthony E.

Alpha Shampoo -


Our Alpha Shampoo is an organic, all-natural solution for removing frizz, dirt, and unwanted oils from your hair. Its incredibly masculine scent is a combination of vanilla, cloves, and citrus.




We only use Organic ingredients:

Beeswax, Coconut Oil, Tea Tree Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance (Body Safe)

How is this different?

Toxin-Free Ingredients, Non-Animal Tested, Handmade By...Hands, Ethically Sourced.

The big difference comes down to the ingredients

Purified Water

Aloe Leaf Juice

Vitamin E Oil

Castor Oil

Jojoba Oil

Other Ingredients

Coconut Oil, Castile Soap, Salt, Glycerin, Decyl Glucoside, Fragrance (Body Safe)

How to use

Pop the top, dispense a metric slickton onto your palm, lather up, rinse off. Prepare to fight off everyone you encounter!

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