After 2 years of continuous formula writing (most were huge failures), we've finally done it!

The single healthiest/efficient conditioner has just been created!

Toxin-Free Ingredients, Non-Animal Tested, Handmade By...Hands, Ethically Sourced

16oz amber PET plastic bottle with ribbed cap

Directions;

Pop the top, dispense a metric slickton onto your palm, lather up, rinse off. Prepare to fight off everyone you encounter!

Ingredients;

Water, Betaine, Coco Glucoside, Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Sunflower Oil, Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Aloe Leaf Juice Powder, Citric Acid, Vitamin E, Castor Oil, Fragrance (Body Safe).

Original scent is fresh, clean, and masculine with notes of amber, teakwood, coffee beans, charred woods of pine and cedar, and smoky sandalwood.

Rugged fragrance is an incredible blend of Juniper berry, Cedar wood, and Cuban Tobacco that will leave you speechless. 

Paradise fragrance is sweet & fruity with notes of freshly squeezed Oranges, Pineapple, Coconut, Mango, with a hint of Grapefruit.

WARNING! Johnny Slicks is not liable for any injuries or pregnancies that may occur due to the aromatic nature of these products! Be warned, you will be receiving neck-snapping looks from everyone around you.